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Army Demotivational Poster


TAGS: army danger
Rating: 4.93/5

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Airman - April 30, 2014, 5:21 pm, #254544
fall of 69
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 30, 2014, 2:46 am, #254540
Nice. What year was this, or are you at liberty to say?
Airman - April 29, 2014, 7:59 pm, #254533
I enlisted in the AF. I was about to be drafted and the AF seemed a better route at the time
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 29, 2014, 5:14 pm, #254532
Which did you serve as Airman?
nicholsjoshua15 - February 26, 2013, 4:58 pm, #243808
All or those are second to an officer of any rank saying "Fix bayonets".
fordfjord - October 25, 2012, 12:37 pm, #240161
Do the rank translations, and this list works for the Navy, as well.
champ99 - May 20, 2011, 11:29 pm, #218830
I've had to listen to all of them at one time or another. 5commisions
MilDoc - May 20, 2011, 7:10 pm, #218824
Perfect, Airman!


TAGS: army skippy
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Airman

falloutghoul - April 11, 2013, 9:54 pm, #245066
Send this over to MilitaryLulz if you haven't already.
dbeatham - June 4, 2011, 10:57 pm, #219595
Airman - June 3, 2011, 10:44 am, #219541
seeing as how you have never made a poster, I can see how the tags might be confusing to you. But don't sell yourself short Deet. You're a tremendous douche!
Airman - June 3, 2011, 10:42 am, #219540
ah, Deetex. you missed the cunning use of TAGS. They are the top each poster, and it is a good place to give credit if you are quoting someone or song lyrics. Skippy has been out there over 5 years. If you type ARMY and SKIPPY into google, you will see it
deetex - June 3, 2011, 7:22 am, #219537
What's this, no credit to the original author, Specialist Swartz? alot of these are very similar to the 213 things Skippy's no longer allowed to do in the US army. Sorry for being a Douche, but he deserves some cred!
PixieRose - June 3, 2011, 3:21 am, #219532
amazing ^^ props ^^
MrFails - June 2, 2011, 9:59 pm, #219527
rerun - June 2, 2011, 9:37 pm, #219525

MPsniper - June 2, 2011, 6:39 pm, #219513
5 "drop & give me 20's"

SANTA DELIVERS - Being naughty can get you more than a lump of coal this year.

COMBAT MEDIC - "Before God, Before their Mother, they call on Him" -United States Army Combat Medic-

TAGS: army medic
Rating: 4.27/5

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440wakeup - May 28, 2011, 9:45 pm, #219309
THAT GUY says "Whats the use of wearing "CAMO-FLAGE" if you're going to wear a reflective pt-belt? Did it match your eyes or something?"
Ed-Hyde - December 10, 2009, 10:10 am, #144421
Yep, and Combat Medics and Corpsman are always treated like demigods by the units they treat.
me4891 - December 10, 2009, 9:54 am, #144420
Agree. Fortunately never had to call one, but saw my guy run head first into the **** without a second thought.

DRILL SERGEANT - It's not yelling, it's motivation.

INFANTRY - Always Improvise, Adapt and Overcome...!!!

TAGS: army war infantry soldier iraq afghanistan warrior combat
Rating: 3.73/5

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suzieq - January 28, 2012, 7:44 pm, #228336
Improvise, Adapt, Overcome is US Marine Corps, actally, not infantry. funny though
Schultz1 - January 28, 2012, 7:15 pm, #228333
I love this, just made me laugh over and over.


TAGS: navy army
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Airman

trainwreck - May 11, 2011, 7:43 pm, #218458
I showed this to my dad. said to tell you "Hooah"
Airman - May 9, 2011, 2:13 pm, #218325
no no no
forseti - May 9, 2011, 1:40 pm, #218323
Airman was a ranger I guess...

CLOSE AIR SUPPORT - When Army strong isn't quite strong enough

TAGS: a 10 army air force plane war cool strong close air support military
Rating: 2.77/5

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RUTT - September 23, 2009, 8:23 pm, #121213
The A-10 Warthogs in AF, were Army when I was there last.
CAS - February 25, 2009, 7:48 pm, #61927
It is easy to defend the dead with the fault of the living, but when the after action report states that the enemy was about to breach the line and he called the strike on himself simply says he is hero and that is what we do
LogicDude - December 10, 2008, 3:01 pm, #43365
A-10 pilots rarely have to buy the drinks when they go into Army bars...we love the Warthog!
.. - November 10, 2008, 11:56 pm, #35274
friendly fire anyone?
Airman - September 8, 2008, 5:24 pm, #19787
A-10 ftw
MadMSG - August 27, 2008, 2:13 am, #16974
AFJ, Good natured inter-service ribbing isn't bagging on my ground-based warfighting brethren. Nor does it diminish the outstanding missions they accomplish. Joking among the services is a long held tradition, maybe you're just too thensitive. It's a joke
AFJ - August 11, 2008, 5:08 pm, #13831
Way to be a douche and bag on the service of your comrades
RubberDucky - August 10, 2008, 1:05 am, #13500
I agree
Erm - August 7, 2008, 3:22 am, #12989
Always a**uming that rocket is being fired at the enemy of course

GREATER LOVE... - hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.

TAGS: army hero american love courage
Rating: 4.76/5

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KniteOwls - February 22, 2013, 10:59 am, #243707
John 15:13 King James Version (KJV) 13 Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.
maoworks2 - November 17, 2012, 4:33 pm, #240676
A Tale Of Two Cities. Charles ***kens.
maoworks2 - November 17, 2012, 4:27 pm, #240675
Great 5L

THE US MARINES - Making enemies of our nation push daises so the army has something nice to lay in since 1775

TAGS: army marine marines usa
Rating: 3.59/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 5:38 pm, #253370
The US Army, smart enough to know how to fight well enough not to slaughtered like retards.
MashiMashi - February 1, 2012, 7:58 am, #228597
I served with this g** I mean guy
Bdelurey - February 1, 2012, 12:59 am, #228584
thanks dogg pretty sure i got the difference down pat by now
Soundchaos - January 31, 2012, 10:35 pm, #228581
You may want to read the fine print again, Wraith. I think you missed the joke. :)
Wraith11B - January 31, 2012, 10:06 pm, #228580
Too flipping bad that's a US Army Soldier, and not a US Marine.

EMOTIONAL TURMOIL - The only thing you should feel when shooting terrorists is recoil.

TAGS: army soldier sniper terrorist gun rifle scope
Rating: 3.5/5

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rerun - March 30, 2010, 9:42 pm, #168240

proof needed that it really is you...and if it is you, thank you for serving
curraheemp - March 30, 2010, 9:39 pm, #168238
this picture is actually taken of me when i was in the army in iraq in 2006 i never killed anyone that didnt desrve it im also 80% disabled for fighting in iraq and afghanistan so im glad u sit there and run your mouth because your paying me
grumpydog31 - November 13, 2009, 10:31 pm, #136396
skunkrider(i mean ***klicker),grow a pair of balls and thank a soldier for giving you the freedom to say bull**** like that.we risk all to give you that right.
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 9:23 pm, #136389
Yeah, but it still makes for a good act. Waka! Waka! Waka! *crickets*
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 9:19 pm, #136388
Good on ya, Bart. You're definitely a stand-up guy (that's different than a stand-up comedian).
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 8:00 pm, #136367
reproach. I know too many servicemen to let that **** fly.
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 7:59 pm, #136366
I hate people like that. It's not a matter of politics; we should all feel empathy and TRY to understand what these guys are going through. If ****heads must hate, they should hate the mission...the men, with their commitment and bravery, are beyond
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:56 pm, #136364
BTW, this is an old poster that has been in my office for about a year now. What strikes me is how young that soldier is. Looks barely old enough to shave, yet is braver than most men twice his age. I hope he stays safe.
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:54 pm, #136363
Bart, I don't expect someone like that to respect anything or anyone. I'll settle for silence.
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 7:46 pm, #136361
are going through HELL. The LEAST they have earned is the respect of a lowly a**hole like you. Have a nice f***ing day!
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 7:45 pm, #136359
Did this m**********r (also known as skunkdiver) just say he wishes PTSD on the soldiers? He wishes for them to go through that pain? I don't give two ****s if you support the war or not, you NEVER disparage a soldier. These guys have left there homes and
BoneCD - November 13, 2009, 7:28 pm, #136354
Clarification...skunkrider is the dh
BoneCD - November 13, 2009, 7:27 pm, #136353
What WTFO & LD said...man what a ***khead!
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:23 pm, #136352
SR, your disgusting opinions and hatred for those who risk their lives to defend freedom show that you are the lowest form of life around. Right there with Maj Hasan. That is all.
LogicDude - November 13, 2009, 2:17 pm, #136295
I can only hope you have a beard!
skunkrider - November 13, 2009, 3:18 am, #136238
Yeah, as if US soldiers were actually killing terrorists and not just random beardy men with families. Wishing you a nice psychosis and absolutely no Vet-support when coming home! :)

THESE GUYS FIGHT FOR FREEDOM - and you complain about your Ipod not working.

TAGS: army
Rating: 3.42/5

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simplegenius - December 29, 2012, 3:58 pm, #242009
and I am pretty sure that we have special forces in Syria, they always pave the way for our military.
simplegenius - December 29, 2012, 3:58 pm, #242008
If it was about oil we would be paying like 75 cents a gallon of gas and it would be 3 dollars for 5 quarts of engine oil.. we fight for NATO and the UN cause no one else but us and our allies will.
jedimonk - June 11, 2012, 4:10 pm, #236167
If it's about freedom, why arn't we in Syria? Face it, the military is under control of politicians; Politicians are under control of financial backers; Financial backers are driven by consumers. You fight for me to have a broken iPod. Nice work!
spcdylan - June 11, 2012, 8:35 am, #236155
sorry man but we aren't fighting for oil... i just got back and i can tell you that it is about freedom... combat is something that will change you forever, don't bash us on what we do before you try being a man and fighting too...
Seeker22 - June 8, 2012, 6:05 pm, #236013
And I always thought these guys were fighting for oil...stupid me, I don´t even own an Ipod.
maoworks2 - June 8, 2012, 11:18 am, #235987
Ya Our Day To Day Life Is Really Sad, Try Combat !
makingplans4nigel - June 6, 2012, 4:47 pm, #235896
well complaining seems a bit harsh...but i agree with you

WAR - it's hell

THE MARINES - Saving kittens since 1775


TAGS: military soldier funnyarmy
Rating: 4.51/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

CaptainBaked - June 12, 2011, 12:12 pm, #219914
Yeehah! Who's hungry?
MPsniper - June 12, 2011, 7:51 am, #219906
heck, bring me another belt....its still *twitchin'*
Verdeckt - June 11, 2011, 9:38 pm, #219884
Fire, for those occasions when double *** fails..

DEAR SANTA - I'd like a spirograph, rock-'em-sock-'em robots and . . .oh, yeah, one of these.

S.A.W GUNNERS - Like flowers too ….

TAGS: army soldier machinegun
Rating: 4.29/5

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tomyironmane - August 2, 2013, 11:27 pm, #248283
don't be daft... The one you're talking about was replaced by the M240, which is what the SAW gunners all kinda wish they had.
440wakeup - April 5, 2011, 6:51 pm, #215826
I feel sorry 4 tha kids of this everybody gets a trophy just for showing up generation. They don't know about the rambo gun the M-60, tha pig the beast say think the saw is actually sumthing. They call it the m-249.
440wakeup - April 5, 2011, 6:51 pm, #215825
I feel sorry 4 tha kids of this everybody gets a trophy just for showing up generation. They don't know about the rambo gun the M-60, tha pig the beast say think the saw is actually sumthing. They call it the m-249.

NAVY HUMOR - Challenging our Army counterparts to come back with an even more awesome motifake.

TAGS: army navy caveman awesome military
Rating: 3.64/5

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jayman450 - August 13, 2014, 8:30 pm, #256191
very not easy
southernsoldier83 - February 19, 2010, 9:51 pm, #159270
Yeah buddy its a marine uniform. Make sure you have PID (positive identification) before you start firing rounds off. You definitely just hit some of your marine counterparts. Motifake so easy but the sailor still can't get it right!
TheSarge - November 14, 2009, 7:50 am, #136509
Ha! love this one...but thats a Marine uniform he's wearing not Army.
Chaser - October 19, 2009, 10:48 am, #127892
I must say good job. That is funny and I will take you up on that challenge.
DreMagnum - October 10, 2009, 11:49 pm, #125667
Yeah its a joke bill, so shut the hell up
Zed - October 10, 2009, 11:33 pm, #125658
Not Todd, Bill, but I served in the first Gulf War (Marines), and while I appreciated the Naval back-up, the idea is to make the ENEMY die for our country, not for US to die for ours.
Arrogant Knight - October 10, 2009, 11:31 pm, #125656
Oh don't start that ****, bill. It's a joke. GTFO if you can't take it.
bill - October 10, 2009, 11:29 pm, #125654
do you have no respect for the soldiers that die so you dont have to?


TAGS: hooah army rocket rpg
Rating: 4.64/5

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IxCHIEFxI - April 21, 2011, 12:24 am, #216948
Thank you both!!!
marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 10:09 am, #216859
HOOAHx5! Nice job!
NotoriousGIL - April 20, 2011, 2:06 am, #216844
5th 5...great work, Chief.
IxCHIEFxI - April 19, 2011, 7:42 pm, #216821
thank you whoever gave the 5 Ls.

A Man For All Seasons -

TAGS: veterans military immigration army usa
Rating: 4.46/5

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Greybeard - June 29, 2014, 10:49 pm, #255526
Thank you everyone. :)
Reality Lord - June 29, 2014, 12:50 pm, #255515

actually it shouldn't even be an American one. it's the humane thing to do. period.
premiumgrade - June 29, 2014, 12:43 pm, #255514
Yes, Yes & Yes. 5 Lions, Greybeard.

DEAR VETERANS - Thanks for your service. YOU ROCK!!!

TAGS: air force army coast guard marine navy soldier sailor airman service veteran patriot bravery honor courage
Rating: 3.98/5

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redpoetnight - June 19, 2014, 3:23 pm, #255364
CG here - You're welcome, and thanks for standing by us.
Ed-Hyde - November 12, 2009, 7:35 am, #136054
You're welcome
spacedog - November 11, 2009, 8:32 pm, #135904
All the best to all our veterans; Canadian, American and our allies. Thank you all.

"MARINES" - Semper PIE

TAGS: army marines airborne infantry
Rating: 3.13/5

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eldashadow12 - April 17, 2013, 1:43 pm, #245125
No, this is just what happens when you intergrate soldiers with Marines.
GySgt1811a - October 27, 2011, 6:01 pm, #225386
It's a lie! Tell me it's a lie! It's a Seabee, right?


TAGS: parachute skydive army
Rating: 4.9/5

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RonE - August 2, 2011, 5:39 am, #222332
oops,, sorry bout the misspell of MPsniper. Apologies.
RonE - August 2, 2011, 5:39 am, #222331
MPdsniper... thanks for the memories. Have not heard/seen it in many years.
Alixian - August 1, 2011, 3:03 am, #222291
Geronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo, Meee
champ99 - July 29, 2011, 3:33 pm, #222126
Stand up, hook up, shuffle to the door. Jump right out and count to four.
MPsniper - July 29, 2011, 3:24 pm, #222124
port chalk, stand UP... starboard chalk, stand UP... hook UP... check equipment & sound off... stand in the DOOR.... 30 seconds.........
mariand - July 29, 2011, 2:23 pm, #222119
lol... 5 prayers for you

TROOP SUPPORT - A liberal Congress will always fail the military

TAGS: congress obama election army air force military mccain democrats
Rating: 3.25/5

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WTFO - June 12, 2012, 2:02 am, #236197
Thanks to your father for his service.
Jenna3220 - June 4, 2012, 9:19 pm, #235813
As the daughter of a US Army General, I can't agree more.
TheTrashHeap - June 1, 2010, 11:30 pm, #178784
Shhhhhhhhh calm down fella. It's ok, it's ok. It's gonna be alright, just step off the soapbox and put down the megaphone. Move your cursor up to the address bar nice and slow... easy does it, type in WWW.politifake.org and be at peace with your own kind.
zentiger - June 1, 2010, 10:16 pm, #178782
I think the Senate Armed Services Committee did that by not allowing for adequate armor on the Army's Humvees.
art - January 22, 2010, 5:57 pm, #153767
And a republican president and congress will start wars that have no possible positive outcome. Way to wreck our country and the rest of the world even more.
Bartimaeus - September 26, 2009, 2:02 pm, #121917
OMG! Is that dual-shock (Playstation) controller on his gun! I'll join the NRA if they give me one like that!
Bah - September 26, 2009, 2:00 pm, #121916
In German politics, both the liberals and the conservatives are called "Democrats". Your comment is historical ignorance at best.
Portgas D. Ace - September 16, 2009, 3:59 pm, #118401
It's called Dagger-Stab-Legend. Facists kept telling the german army was never defeated in WWI, only Democrats (Germany was a monarcy and military dictatorship at that time) caused the leadership to surrender. This pic is historical ignorance at its best.
_ - June 29, 2009, 1:43 am, #91447
Repubs always yell "support the troops", but they cut back on things like the funds for the Department of Veterans Affairs, and the VA med system.
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 1:37 am, #76057
The picture shows the military being stabbed in the back. How you tie that to German fascism and then equate that facism to Reps is a huge stretch at best. At worst, it's an ignorant lie, Someone. Take your pick.
Someone - April 25, 2009, 5:12 pm, #75396
This picture contains german fascistic elements. The knife to the back is something they made propaganda with after WWI. So... Republicans = Fascists?
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 12:10 am, #56066
HtD, I had no idea I was so prolific. That's great! There are definitely folks here that need to have their eyes opened to what's going on. Thanks for the encouragement, I'm inspired to make more now.
HtD - January 30, 2009, 7:32 pm, #56016
Haha, I like my chances then.
LogicDude - January 30, 2009, 8:14 am, #55825
HtD, 90% of all statistics are made up, but 70% of made up statistics are true 43.5% of the time. Statistically speaking.
HtD - January 30, 2009, 1:18 am, #55799
You take it to a point of obsession. 80% of all political posters on this site are created by you. According to statistics I made up.
WTFO - January 29, 2009, 11:53 pm, #55782
No crying on this end. For clarification, I don't hate Dems, I disagree with their socialist policies. Get your facts straight, please. Thanks.
HtD - January 29, 2009, 6:51 pm, #55730
WTFO, stop crying already. We get it. You hate democrats.
barockeva - January 7, 2009, 6:27 pm, #50198
Nuke Mecca!
Elder God Douchebag - January 7, 2009, 9:45 am, #50034
I honestly think Lewis Black said it best when he said that if we're going to beat the terrorists, we need to be crazier then they are. We need to elect a dead president.
Isaac - January 7, 2009, 3:27 am, #49956
Terrorists will never be defeated. Look at the Nazi's 60some years after the end of ww2 and there's still plenty of them. You can no more defeat terrorism then you can religion.
Matters_Not - January 7, 2009, 3:10 am, #49948
well said my good man......well said.
WTFO - January 7, 2009, 12:39 am, #49933
...your freedom to be as ignorant as possible.
WTFO - January 7, 2009, 12:39 am, #49931
...Put down the bong, dumbass. Morons like yourself try to blame the US for being attacked instead of realizing that the terrorists are psych**ic and can't be reasoned with. They can only be eliminated. Enjoy your dreamworld. Real men will still protect y
WTFO - January 7, 2009, 12:37 am, #49930
Barokeva/John/Andrew/Quincy, or whatever. How about ignorant a** hole? You think if the US just lays down our weapons the world will follow and we can all live in peace?
Quincy - January 5, 2009, 5:13 am, #49424
And if we would just let the terrorists fight Israel, we wouldn't have them wanting to fight us. Our undying support of Israel is the whole reason the terrorists hate us so much.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 5:10 am, #49423
well no **** murder is wrong!!!! you get a gold star for the day. i dont support murder. i support fighting in their back yard as opposed to yours and mine
Andrew - January 5, 2009, 5:05 am, #49420
I do not, no. Unlike militant political like yourself, I do not see things in only absolutes. The use of deadly force, whether it be by terrorists or insurgents is wrong. American or Al-qaeda, murder is murder. By using their means you are no better then
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 5:02 am, #49419
but you support the poor insurgents who are being detained for straping bombs to their children to blow up Iraqi police officers dont you
George - January 5, 2009, 4:55 am, #49413
Why would Karma get me? I'm not such a bad fellow. I don't support the murderous rampage our government is going on.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:50 am, #49409
fair enough dude.......you'll get yours. karma is gonna come back to you and make it count
Collin - January 5, 2009, 4:43 am, #49404
It's just a word. Words only hurt if you're a whiny little b****.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:41 am, #49403
i guess so...since you think its cool to drop that word. no one is censoring you. its a request.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:23 am, #49395
jim no matter how many times you change your allias....we know its you bob/john/barockeva ect. your a troop hating liberal poser. and dont drop the N bomb on this site. i saw it on another one of your posts.
Jim - January 5, 2009, 4:14 am, #49390
You're* And what true colors? That I'm just a random ***k on the internet pissing you off? How is that not something great to be?
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:13 am, #49389
your not writing ****! your not an author, your a phony who is attempting to save face by switching allias's to hide your true colors.
John - January 5, 2009, 4:08 am, #49386
Basically, it's all kinds of fun information about how people on the internet act when you piss on their parade.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:05 am, #49385
well whats it about John?
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 4:04 am, #49383
I haven't really thought of a title yet. Probably wont have one till it's done. Don't worry, I'll tell you when it is. I know how much you love my writing.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:03 am, #49382
or you could title it john aswell!
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:01 am, #49381
so are you gonna title it barockeva...or....bob.....or....bob sanction? and will it have pop out pages and a maze? dont forget the coloring section.
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 3:56 am, #49379
Nah. Working on my next book.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 3:51 am, #49374
like what? think of other ways to convince yourself that you have a life?
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 3:48 am, #49372
Pretty much. It gets quite entertaining. I'd post more but I have other things I have to do during the day.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 3:21 am, #49354
clever. but im on to you. your not gonna do ****. yer gonna keep posting bull**** on this site until rush hour hits again tommorow
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 3:07 am, #49352
Well. I had fun playing in traffic, but it got boring after a while. Maybe I'll become an imperialistic nation like the US and start invading countries!
Matters_Not - December 30, 2008, 2:20 am, #47518
remember my what? im lost.
Matters_Not - December 30, 2008, 2:20 am, #47517
remember my what? im lost.
Sean - December 30, 2008, 2:11 am, #47514
oh man, that's a false dich**omy: he can do both. remember yer Rand, dude, Ayn Rand.
Matters_Not - December 30, 2008, 2:06 am, #47510
Yer digging yerself a hole Barockeva. just stfu. or go play in traffic.
barockeva - December 30, 2008, 1:58 am, #47508
Well we should have just let the Soviets have it. If the Republicans weren't such imperialist ***ks it wouldnt have mattered. God forbid anyone but the US have any power.
WTFO - December 28, 2008, 12:37 am, #47146
Wow, major typo. Change that to "a complete MISunderstanding of historical facts". Sorry.
WTFO - December 27, 2008, 11:33 pm, #47131
barockeva, you should be corrected. A democratic Congress in the 80's didn't fund the clean up and rebuilding effort in Afghan. As you have all over this site, you've shown a complete understanding of historical facts.
Matters_Not - December 25, 2008, 2:00 am, #46562
way to go a**f***s. kick the troops in the shin and then run away. nice!
barockeva - December 23, 2008, 2:46 pm, #46269
And Reagan is the one that abandoned the muslim fighters after ***king around in Afghanistan to piss them off enough to attack the US in the first place.
WTFO - December 14, 2008, 12:59 am, #44297
You are truly clueless. Clinton was the one who didn't take daily intel reports from the CIA. There wasn't actionable intel available for anyone to stop 9-11. Get a glass of your Kool-Aid and read the Commission's report.
barockeva - December 13, 2008, 1:01 pm, #44196
And if it wasnt for Bushs war path, we wouldnt have gone to Iraq in the first place. If he hadnt ignored intel 9/11 wouldnt have happened.
WTFO - December 7, 2008, 10:15 pm, #42710
...which left our intel capabilities much weaker by the time Bush took office. Finally, I get sick of ignorant people trying to say the war was wrong when they didn't see the classified info that Bush and Congress used to make their decisions
WTFO - December 7, 2008, 10:13 pm, #42708
Some fact that Zed conviently omitted. Armor and troops weren't ready because Clinton underfunded the military by huge margins throughout the 90's. He also dismantled CIA Human Intel programs...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 7, 2008, 2:54 pm, #42607
Dido? I like her; I have her first album.
Matters_Not - December 7, 2008, 1:39 am, #42493
f***in Dido!
WTFO - December 7, 2008, 1:20 am, #42484
Zed, SHUT THE f*** UP! You bother me boy.
Zed - December 5, 2008, 7:55 pm, #42228
WTFO, it was Bush & Cheney who sent them in without adequate armor for themselves or their vehicles, and then cut funding to the VETERANS ADMINISTRATION HOSPITALS to pay for their suicidal little war. Man, you Republifags just love to re-write histor


TAGS: sorrow army tears death loss
Rating: 4.87/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 6:45 pm, #253373
If the war was about oil, than petrol would be a dollar a gallon.
Sho - March 3, 2012, 9:22 am, #230546
A war on their land for their oil?
suzieq - January 25, 2012, 10:34 pm, #228111
well it can't be serious, everyone knows it was about oil, right ?
SJagMP - January 25, 2012, 5:07 pm, #228100
is that a serious question?
Sho - January 24, 2012, 3:01 pm, #228040
What was the war about again?


PRAYER - Even the strongest need guidence.

TAGS: army military religion
Rating: 3.72/5

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03DOC - January 25, 2012, 12:12 pm, #228090
Coming from a combat vet, with the Corps..not once did I hear ANY of my Marines call for chaplain!..DOC is the first words out of their mouths! And my very close friend HM1(FMF)Bollinger is just that DOC in this actual ph**o!HM2(FMF)James 3rd Batt 4th Mar
doc s - January 4, 2010, 11:17 am, #150099
it depends on what the situation is, seeing that those are marines, the say corpsman up... and if they are in that type of position, that normally means, someone was just kia.
Guitboxer - January 3, 2010, 5:09 pm, #149791
I disagree. If a soldier gets hit with a bullet, is the first word out of his mouth, "Medic!" or "Chaplain!"?
Ed-Hyde - December 8, 2009, 7:19 am, #143650
"There are no atheists in a foxhole" Course, there are usually foxes. Not cubbybear-like large bre***ed asian foxes. Just rabid rip your face off foxes. But they are christian at least. This has been your 0724 ramble. Please stay tuned.

Untying The Knots -

TAGS: ptsd military army dreams nightmares
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - August 28, 2014, 10:43 pm, #256473
Thank you. :)
MissPriss - August 28, 2014, 10:11 pm, #256470
I didn't know there were anything other kind. 5L Grey
Sho - August 28, 2014, 6:29 pm, #256453
indeed 5L

TRUST - Know where to place yours.

TAGS: army trust military protect soldier
Rating: 4.84/5

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spcdylan - June 11, 2012, 8:49 am, #236156
Those are just local kids... ya they try to steal our grenades and stuff but they are also great people... those kids have more sence than 99% of all the adults blowing theirselves up for nothing...
holymoly - June 6, 2012, 2:50 pm, #235893
powerful picture Jenna. Nice
Jenna3220 - June 4, 2012, 7:13 pm, #235804
Makingplans, I think that is actually an extremely good point!
makingplans4nigel - June 4, 2012, 3:12 pm, #235799
Not to nit pick but wouldn't an american solider be the enemies primary target?
Ragnar - June 4, 2012, 2:21 pm, #235795
no words for comment, just respect for payment.


TAGS: army medic
Rating: 4.71/5

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My Father Told Me Once -

US ARMY RANGERS - When they absolutely positively have to die overnight

TAGS: army ranger war
Rating: 4.75/5

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sdmfjason - November 23, 2011, 2:29 pm, #226095
Go SEALS? How's that ride on the bandwagon?
Lteve91 - November 10, 2011, 1:05 pm, #225684
My broher was going to be a ranger. 5 5tars and 5tripes to you
Reality Lord - November 7, 2011, 8:42 pm, #225623


TRY IT - Just try to touch his nuts i dare you!

sith army knife -

ARMY OF ONE - or three

TAGS: army
Rating: 2.82/5

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CAVScout - September 9, 2009, 3:23 pm, #116316
hahahahaha, Dude im in the f***ing army and even i think this is hilarious! f***ing Fat a** Pouges! Go eat another fattie Cake you Supply b****!!! Ahahahaha!
FU... - June 21, 2009, 8:11 pm, #88777
Tell you what, you non-serving hippie f***ing pussies get your a** over to the sandbox and serve, then maybe you can laugh. Until then, I'll take a heavy soldier over your cheese***k a** anyday. ****s****** pricks.
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 8:02 pm, #49565
Operation meat shield


TAGS: army tattoos
Rating: 3.96/5

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IllicoPresto - June 28, 2010, 7:13 pm, #182352
At first glance, i thought it said INEDIBLE; now that is a tatoo worth getting!
agdaniele - June 26, 2010, 11:29 pm, #181946
This guy is an f'n retard. No less of a problem than the insurgents.

AA12 - for when you absolutely have to destroy everything in the room.

TAGS: aa12 sh**gun army
Rating: 2.75/5

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agdaniele - December 7, 2010, 7:36 pm, #205979
Not a room.
Sho - December 7, 2010, 2:19 pm, #205954
Even better with the drum magazine.


TAGS: army combat flipflop ammo guns
Rating: 4.61/5

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IxCHIEFxI - April 19, 2011, 7:26 am, #216765
How about one more vote huh guys?
IxCHIEFxI - April 18, 2011, 7:41 pm, #216725
LOL. that and the pool sharks, because some guys just don't care. :|
marlygirl - April 18, 2011, 7:38 pm, #216722
hey them flip flops are the only thing standing between you and the fugliest fungus in the shower bay. ESSENTIAL Eqpt.
IxCHIEFxI - April 18, 2011, 7:28 pm, #216715
yeah I thought I was so cool when I took this picture...then I realized something stood out.
marlygirl - April 18, 2011, 6:04 pm, #216696
love this
IxCHIEFxI - April 18, 2011, 4:17 pm, #216682
who needs boots right?

MISSION - When the cause is more important than anything else.

TAGS: rescue india soldiers army military
Rating: 4.62/5

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motifayk - February 6, 2013, 8:37 am, #243253
Anyway every country has an army ready to sacrifice itself for the nation's cause . It doesn't matter which army they are all great soldiers.
motifayk - February 6, 2013, 8:36 am, #243252
NO pratham, this is the Chinese PLArmy during the Chinese floods 2010. Many rumor mills circulated this as Indian army. http://blogs.youknowwho.in/2011/11/06/indian-army-human-bridge/ See the youtube link there.
pratham - December 30, 2011, 4:01 pm, #227095
This ph**o was taken in sikkim, India during rescue of Earthquake victims in september 2011.

FLIGHT MEDICS - Taking Bad-Ass to a new level

US ARMY - "For thou hast been a shelter for me, and a strong tower from the enemy" Psalm 61:3


TAGS: west point army
Rating: 4.72/5

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Airman - November 21, 2011, 4:11 pm, #226019
well duh.. it's called a joke betch..
betch - November 21, 2011, 3:35 pm, #226016
They do have a web site. douche.
Airman - June 27, 2011, 12:31 pm, #220648
true icon. It's also hard to get 300lb linemen inside of tanks.. or subs.. or fighter jets
Iconoclast - June 26, 2011, 7:33 pm, #220632
Maybe the Cadets are more focused on preparing for real combat rather than weekend gridiron combat.
Kazon68 - June 24, 2011, 7:57 pm, #220505
QUALITY!! I am sending this to all my Army friends.

#2 In Afghanistan -


MY GOD! - I can see Sarah Palin's house from here.

TAGS: alaska russia army view cold
Rating: 4.46/5

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demon001 - May 24, 2014, 3:27 pm, #254982
Commies don't believe in God!
Cyberhagen - December 29, 2012, 1:05 pm, #241999
I agree with RL here. Typically, I dislike SP bashing, but this was funny.
GySgt1811 - September 11, 2010, 1:25 pm, #193318
Can you see in the upstairs bedroom window? Second from the left? Yeah, that's the one. Woof! 5 peeps from me. (BTW, Georgi, good job at Kursk!)
Reality Lord - September 10, 2010, 7:10 am, #193117

i'm going against the grain here sorry but i think this is great. 5L despite the tag.
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 3:59 am, #193108
I let it go... wasn't going to try and explain it.
forseti - September 10, 2010, 3:58 am, #193107
the tag costs 1L, sorry. That's capitalism, dude...

A TIGHT BUDGET - Just cause you have one, doesn't mean your job has to be boring.

TAGS: helicopter army mace
Rating: 4.12/5

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Ed-Hyde - August 31, 2010, 7:40 am, #191690
I really liked this one. Course, I didn't see Phydeaux's. But this was my first good LOL of the day.
agdaniele - August 31, 2010, 2:13 am, #191686
Also search and view Sean's collection... it'll humble anyone up toute de suite.
agdaniele - August 31, 2010, 2:10 am, #191685
Just keep trying to up your game. Before submitting, ask yourself if it's the best you can do on that poster.
5150monkeylove - August 31, 2010, 1:37 am, #191684
scratch......... I found it.
5150monkeylove - August 31, 2010, 1:29 am, #191683
Phy? can I get a link to it so I can compare, then vote?
phydeaux - August 31, 2010, 1:11 am, #191681
I like my use of that pic better.

FOR SALE - MAS Modèle 36 French infantry rifle. Never fired, dropped twice, includes bayonet/white flag holder. These are unfortunately ubiquitous, so asking price will be low. Make Offer.

TAGS: french cowards army military
Rating: 3.36/5

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DreMagnum - February 7, 2010, 10:55 pm, #156647
We Craigslist now
Jmac0585 - February 7, 2010, 10:51 pm, #156646
$5 + $19.99 shipping and "processing."
Kainim - February 6, 2010, 8:16 am, #156416
what's the asking price? :3


TAGS: brave army pull the trigger
Rating: 4.63/5

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Zetmonk - February 22, 2012, 9:38 am, #229977
Just saw this a second time today, and I like it even more.

REMEMBERANCE - On Memorial Day, something on which we can ALL agree.

TAGS: patriotism military america usa memorial day sadness loss heroism army coast guard navy usmc
Rating: 3.31/5

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Untamedfifty - November 4, 2009, 6:09 pm, #134073
Hoorah!! Semper Fi

LEUPOLD OPTICS - Lighting the faithful's path to heaven through quality, innovative products since 1907

TAGS: sniper religion us army
Rating: 3.04/5

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GySgt1811 - July 1, 2009, 6:26 pm, #92110
My goodness, I seem to have hit a tender spot. Very strange reaction for a random observation. I never said a word about the scope. By the way, the weapon IS based upon a Rem, I do know what a mil is and you misspelled "where", it should have been "were."
kilbux - June 30, 2009, 7:10 pm, #91789
Thats not an M40. Thats not even a leupold. Thats a Schmidt&Bender PM 2 on a M40a3. m40's had wood stocks and redfield optics.You where way off and do you even know what a MIL is?
GySgt1811 - June 26, 2009, 10:39 pm, #90429
That looks like a Quantico built USMC M-40; a 7.82 NATO based on a Remington Mod 700. And check out the rear of the bolt. She's ****ed. Oh, joy! "You're a little high for that close of a range, son. Drop a half of a mil and you'll hit center of mass."

SHORE LEAVE - Cause even Uncle Sam didn't want you to miss this.

TAGS: military soldier army
Rating: 4.66/5

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ICEMAN - November 19, 2011, 2:29 am, #225947
This deserves nothing but a 5L.
DevilPup - September 8, 2011, 8:56 pm, #224100
He's actually an Airman,but its adorable none the less
DarthMalicious - March 15, 2011, 12:10 pm, #214323
Nice. Thats all I can say.

For The Last Time -


TAGS: army afghanistan
Rating: 4.93/5

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marlygirl - April 26, 2011, 8:38 am, #217356
MO5T Excellent Airman~


TAGS: army marine afghanistan iraq
Rating: 3.93/5

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marlygirl - April 26, 2011, 8:40 am, #217357
Love it, great homage 5L

GAME OVER INSURGENTS! - SFC. "game face" UTTERBACH is coming, and HELL is coming With HIM!!

TAGS: geek squad army national guard 32nd brigade red arrow
Rating: 2.93/5

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414anonymouse - September 25, 2009, 9:41 am, #121605
Yes i was being funny, he's part of our geek squad. Yes he was that fat obese when I took the ph**o but he's trimmed down a lot since then.
Titus Pullo - June 22, 2009, 7:40 pm, #88975
Ugh, to think I was once a Senior Scout for the 32nd. (1-128th actually)
unowho - June 9, 2009, 2:17 pm, #85475
its the vest he is wearing has front back and side plates plus the mag pouches on the front makes it look like he is fat. adds like 4 inches all around you, the shirt he is wearing actually fits tight to body. wisconsin NG I do believe...
Brian The Great - May 14, 2009, 5:57 am, #79962
It's actually an optical illusion - the guy is in full gear with bulky uniform on - look closely - he's not nearly as fat as the first glance makes you think he is. But yeah, pretty funny on first look
Mark - May 13, 2009, 6:39 pm, #79847
I think that if SFC Utterbach ever sees this, SGT Yeo is going to be the NCOIC of Tedious Tasks and Duties for the remainder of his tour.
moooooooooooooooooooo - May 13, 2009, 6:04 pm, #79839
I laughed as well. But I think the guy posting these is trying to be serious. I could be wrong.
agdaniele - May 12, 2009, 10:08 pm, #79685
Maybe it's just the Guinness, but this is a solid laugh.


TAGS: riflemans creed prayer army military
Rating: 3.56/5

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qjr - October 17, 2010, 1:54 am, #198601
only 6,390,247,491 more to go.

URBAN ASSAULT VEHICLE - winning the War on Terror. One Jackass at a time.

EXCELLENCE - When you look good, your boss looks good.

TAGS: fail military army hummer funny
Rating: 4.34/5

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Reality Lord - February 1, 2011, 7:22 pm, #211390

one rule...if i lol you get a 5L. nice one...i lol'd.

ARMY INSTRUCTION - When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.

TAGS: army grenade throw military
Rating: 2.48/5

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WTFO - May 17, 2009, 1:59 am, #80513
Yep, and I apologized (as MadMSG at the time) for my mistake.
Mark - May 16, 2009, 5:34 pm, #80463
Good catch Avo...but that was pointed out by Jason on July 5th, 2008. Sometimes you have to read all of the comments to get in step.
Avo - May 16, 2009, 5:14 pm, #80456
BTW those are Marines
Hakiu - January 21, 2009, 1:24 am, #53457
Bullets are addressed to individuals, grenades are mailed to "Whom it may Concern."
Matters_Not - January 3, 2009, 2:55 am, #48844
oh well thanks for making me look stupid i guess. lol im from the north so i never hear about alabama being called yanks. anyways........
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 2, 2009, 12:30 pm, #48522
To our cousins across the pond in the UK, "yank" is a pretty all-encompassing term for a person from the USA, so, yes, Alabama Yanks makes sense to me.
Matters_Not - January 2, 2009, 3:34 am, #48427
alabama yanks? think about that statment for a minute.....wait for it.....and it hits.....yer a moron. thanks for playing.
letting - January 1, 2009, 11:38 pm, #48310
trigger happy alabama yanks around weaponry.....is just f***ing dumb
OkiMarine - September 22, 2008, 12:07 pm, #22484
Nonsense. When we pull the pin, Mr Grenade is Hadji Steve's bestest friend. He just doesn't know it yet.
soldier - August 18, 2008, 1:29 pm, #15228
Not army a**, marines
Army - July 30, 2008, 1:21 pm, #11856
They actually let Marines near grenades?
MadMSG - July 5, 2008, 8:45 pm, #8259
Fair enough. I didn't pay attention to the uniform, just the scene. My mistake.
Jason - July 5, 2008, 11:29 am, #8220
They're not in the army they're in the Marine Corps.

SQUIRREL ARMY - We are doomed

TAGS: squirrel army
Rating: 1.96/5

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TAGS: privacy ph**ography pictures army people
Rating: 4.75/5

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suzieq - January 26, 2012, 12:13 am, #228120
look at this menacing scary dude with a suspect backpack waving this big metalic object in the face of this defenseless terrified cop

COMMANDO TAKE AWAY - ''I would like the large GBU-12 on a Danger Close base please.''

TAGS: military army afghanistan commando cas gbu
Rating: 3.44/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 2, 2012, 7:33 pm, #232614
With 5ome 30Mike-Mike Warthog chops on the side
GySgt1811 - October 31, 2009, 11:51 am, #132612


TAGS: jousting medieval army bicycles off hours
Rating: 3.48/5

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woot - November 6, 2009, 12:34 pm, #134579
f***ing ausies gotta love them

U.S. ARMY - Turning Unicorns into Warcorns since Christ was a Corporal

TAGS: unicorn christ army us grenades smoke bullets
Rating: 2.41/5
LogicDude - April 21, 2009, 9:34 am, #74428
Like it...but Anon postings = 1L here...

Exotic weapons -

TAGS: army knife weapons
Rating: 2.23/5
moi - July 24, 2008, 12:51 am, #10890
i thought it was an awesome b***er knife

CONFIDENCE - When YOU are all that you've got, and THAT is ALL you're gonna need.

TAGS: army
Rating: 4.82/5

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BASIC - It's all good.

TAGS: marines basic training army good
Rating: 3/5

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Zed - November 13, 2009, 4:11 pm, #136312
Gee, thanks Todd, for bringing back *THOSE* memories...

A More Perfect Union -

THE FRENCH ARMY? - That's a thing now?

TAGS: french army imaginary unbelieveable
Rating: 4.07/5

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rodangol - January 14, 2012, 7:01 pm, #227604
Wears cravats, and shoots knives without using their hands!



TAGS: military army ak47
Rating: 3.14/5


TAGS: retail sales zombies army military customers
Rating: 2.45/5

FRENCH GUNS FOR SALE - Only fired once, dropped once. deleted deleted

TAGS: french army
Rating: 3.09/5

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poy - June 5, 2010, 5:55 pm, #179204
where are FAMAS, oh there is no one, then, oh, it's not french guns, oh you FAIL

PRIVATES - Because SOMEBODY has to take one for the team.

TAGS: army private
Rating: 3.07/5

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TREE ENTS - When the Army and the Marines fail you, call them in.

MURPHY'S LAW OF COMBAT #15 - Never draw fire, it irritates everyone around you.

TAGS: war marine army
Rating: 2.41/5

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Sauce? - April 7, 2009, 3:46 pm, #71316
That's rule #25...


NECCESSITY - “Skill and confidence are an unconquered army.” -George Herbert- Guns and ammo don't hurt either.

TAGS: army military guns weapon
Rating: 4.5/5

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whenangelsfall - January 5, 2011, 12:50 pm, #209195
Ah d***.. can I repost that? It was posted at 2 a.m.. I feel pretty special right now.... fail
GreyScorpion - January 5, 2011, 8:26 am, #209181
When you go to battle in the Motifake Wars, be sure you carry a dictionary..it's a mandatory necessity


TAGS: army military birthday
Rating: 3.93/5

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Demo33 - June 15, 2011, 10:54 pm, #220068
Don't do it! It's a trap! The cake is a lie. x

SUCCESS - Is often measured in relation to your defeats.


TAGS: atheisim prayer athiest army military
Rating: 3.68/5

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EmilioDumphque - April 16, 2012, 11:45 am, #233381
That awkward moment when you realize that your life might be in the hands of the gullible.

THE US ARMY - Soldier 1: Look through the window and tell me if any enemies are coming! Solder 2: Um... I don't see any.

TAGS: soldier fail sniper army
Rating: 3.63/5

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djrcreative - January 25, 2012, 11:05 am, #228087
I saw this pic while creating my military series, and am glad I didn't use it. Funny stuff... :) Talk about ingenuity. I wonder how many hits that decoy took?

THANKS MOM! - Coming back alive is the best present I've ever gotten

TAGS: army mom
Rating: 3.59/5

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djinnyf - April 2, 2011, 3:24 pm, #215657
Beautiful! I don't mind to be touched sometimes, between the jokes... I know how this sounds, just please read it the "politically right way", or at least know that that's what I meant!! xx
Sean - August 27, 2010, 1:47 pm, #191074
This picture is amazing. But I think you may also have to get a release from that wonderful lady, also. Just saying.
stefanmusic - August 27, 2010, 11:17 am, #191070
You found it ??!!! :) :) I didn't receive the email yet. Thank you so much!
culos - August 27, 2010, 11:11 am, #191069
I bow to the master, Ms Motinette... I tried but had no luck.
motinet - August 27, 2010, 11:10 am, #191068

Found the image source and sent you an email
thatonechick - August 27, 2010, 10:58 am, #191067
Yep. When the recipient reads them, they will move to your sentbox. DO NOT delete messages in your outbox; they will be removed from the recipients inbox before they can be read.
stefanmusic - August 27, 2010, 10:54 am, #191066
btw, i just sent messages and they're "Stuck" in my outbox..not in sent messages. is that normal?
thatonechick - August 27, 2010, 10:48 am, #191064
NP. Keep in mind, that's a long sh**, too. :(
stefanmusic - August 27, 2010, 10:46 am, #191063
thank you
thatonechick - August 27, 2010, 10:46 am, #191062
PM 'motinet' and -maybe- he can help you. He's the admin.
stefanmusic - August 27, 2010, 10:45 am, #191061
Since he's registered here, I wish one of the "higher ups" could contact him via email. Fingers crossed is a super longsh**....
thatonechick - August 27, 2010, 10:43 am, #191060
He hasn't visited the site in almost a year... Fingers crossed, though.
stefanmusic - August 27, 2010, 10:39 am, #191059
Thanks for your help. I hope Bob reads his emails from here.
thatonechick - August 27, 2010, 10:37 am, #191058
Google search revealed nothing. :( Sorry I can't help you more.
stefanmusic - August 27, 2010, 10:33 am, #191057
Unfortunately for me, time is of the essence, and finding an image like this without any ID on the ph**o (like the soldier's name for example) is virtually impossible....
thatonechick - August 27, 2010, 10:31 am, #191056
Alas, I cannot. :( Sorry. But if he has email notifications turned on, he'll be notified of that PM and of all these comments we're making on his poster. LoL!
stefanmusic - August 27, 2010, 10:30 am, #191055
I have PMed him. Do you have his email? Could you email him for me?
thatonechick - August 27, 2010, 10:25 am, #191054
You've PMed him, yes? Hopefully he'll see it sometime soon.
stefanmusic - August 27, 2010, 10:23 am, #191053
Actually, I'm looking for the high-res image (whether it be from an actual military website or AP, Getty images, or Corbis). I want to actually purchase the image and license it for commerical use. All i need is some info on where b0B cHIN got the image.
thatonechick - August 27, 2010, 10:16 am, #191052
If all you want is the picture, I'm sure you could crop it out. Right click on the motifake to save it.
stefanmusic - August 27, 2010, 9:50 am, #191050
Does anyone know the real source of this image? Who took it? Where could I get it?
Hjernespreng - April 3, 2010, 6:03 pm, #169226
And it shouldn't be the best present! Nuff said.
Zed - February 7, 2010, 2:55 pm, #156552
Hey, launchpad, ever consider the idea that gord might be a Marine???
yeodawg@hotmail.com - February 4, 2010, 7:21 pm, #156195
... So the Insurgents have developed IED's and car-bombs zat spare the Onion Choppers, the Snipers don't aim for the Onion Choppers. And the Mortars won't blow them-up.
launchpad - January 13, 2010, 1:28 pm, #152626
Semper Fi....Those are Army APATS genius..
Krissie - September 22, 2009, 9:33 pm, #120810
I wish that more of this would happen...
... - September 11, 2009, 3:37 pm, #116954
Get a grip guys, she probably spent 15 months chopping onions in the kitchen.
me48 - August 27, 2009, 1:27 pm, #112572
Have been through airports and witnessed these events. You cry for days thinking about it
gord - May 15, 2009, 1:50 am, #80153
semper fi sweetheart!! you have done us all proud
Count von Tofurkey - May 10, 2009, 2:46 am, #79166
Seriously, Chopper, exactly HOW much a** have you munched lately? You must have overdosed.
Count Turducken - May 10, 2009, 2:43 am, #79164
wonderfully done M'fake. Ignore Chopperliscious. His own irrelevance makes him an a**munch. Sadly there's room in America too for a**munches like Chopperliscious.
Chopperliscious - May 2, 2009, 5:03 am, #77058
The serious motivators are at AllPosters.com, down the hall and too the right. Nice sentiment, but not funny - and not relevant.
agdaniele - April 11, 2009, 1:59 am, #72187
Excellent diversion, Sean. 5-L on the commitment.
AXL - April 11, 2009, 1:43 am, #72183
Dunno, is it was my mom, I would like an RPG or some Night Vision Googles as a present. Ask that girl on AvP: Requiem.
Sean - April 11, 2009, 1:22 am, #72182
I'm sick of the touching.
WTFO - April 11, 2009, 12:51 am, #72181
You're a sick man, Sean.
Sean - April 10, 2009, 8:58 pm, #72132
A sweet and touching poster ... but I don't come here to be touched ... I'm touched already ... I come her to make the touching stop ... Oh God, please make the touching STOP!
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 8:30 pm, #72117
agdaniele, my vote for your statement is - both. dgbt is definitely a huge ja****s and irretrievably stupid.
dgbt - April 10, 2009, 6:47 pm, #72102
nah, this poster is irretrievably stupid
agdaniele - April 10, 2009, 6:12 pm, #72099
dgbt... you're either a huge ja****s or irretrievably stupid.
dgbt - April 10, 2009, 9:37 am, #72015
This is hilarious!


TAGS: chuck norris occupy army invasion
Rating: 3.27/5

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maoworks2 - December 24, 2011, 12:25 pm, #226905
Chuck Norris Who ?

BUDGET CUTS - Ok, now its getting ridiculous

BOOMSTICK - I got mine. Get yours at S-Mart today.

CAPTAIN ORANGE - Don't underestimate him.... he's building an army!

MASTER CHIEF - in his college years.




MAN'S BEST FRIEND - Robber's worst nightmare

LOYALTY - I pledge alligance to the Dark Lord...

"AIR ASSAULT!!" - Either I'm getting "older" or the recruits are getting "YOUNGER!"

TAGS: 32nd brigade red arrow army national guard airassault airborne terrorist afghanistan iraq
Rating: 2.58/5

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Bartimaeus - September 26, 2009, 12:26 pm, #121885
That's a great one, man, and a good strategy...5/5


TAGS: army
Rating: 2.57/5

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NAVY, ACTUALLY. - Makes more sense.

TAGS: navy army
Rating: 1.79/5

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Vinnie - August 3, 2008, 5:30 am, #12422
British, actually...
anony mouse - July 16, 2008, 8:40 pm, #9807
anony mouse - July 16, 2008, 8:37 pm, #9806
but the the USN, so where does the slogan even come in?
Army Chick - May 29, 2008, 12:51 am, #4570
Army, Navy, Air Force, all molestable in their own ways.



TAGS: army helicopters afghanistan
Rating: 4.45/5

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marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 12:59 pm, #216199
LOVE. 5L Airman.

CANADIAN CAMO - so this is what we send to the desert, that will work

PANACHÉ - The Bundeswehr have it